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Wednesday 11-18-2009 7:08am CT
 

The best 7-second video on YouTube!

(Thanks, RR!)


Wednesday 11-18-2009 5:56am CT
 

It's Wednesday, which means happy hour at Oak City in Bloomington! Come down and enjoy the awesome appetizer and drink specials, and unwind after a long Hump Day at work. I'll be chilling out with a glass of wine (surprise surprise!) so stop by and say hello! See you there!

Oak City in Bloomington is off 494 and 100. For more info, visit www.oakcitymn.com


Thursday 11-12-2009 9:01am CT
 

 

We talked on the show today about how dumb some people are. Here are some examples of what listeners' dumb friends believed:

  • ?My cousin heard that my aunt was getting a mastectomy and then implants; she said, ?I want a vasectomy so I can get bigger boobs!?
  • ?My friend thought that any kind of meat could be called ?chicken.??
  • ?My friend?s mom thought that 100 seconds was a minute because that?s what you typed into the microwave.?
  • ?My girlfriend asked for blinker fluid at the mechanic.?
  • ?While on a train that stopped, I convinced my girlfriend that the train had a flat tire.?
  • ?My unemployed friend thought that the VW slogan ?Drivers Wanted? was sincere; she called Volkswagon and said, ?I?ll be a driver!??
  • ?My friend asked me at a Titanic exhibit if I saw the piece of wood that Rose floated on.?
  • ?My friend thought that Martin Luther King, Jr. started the Lutheran church.?
  • ?In school, my friend gave a ten minute ?historical presentation? on the Blair Witch.?
  • ?My friend thought they spoke Spanish in Spain and ?Germish? in Germany.?
  • ?My friend just got a cell phone for the first time, and while we were driving in separate cars, I called him on the cell phone and said he had forgotten the phone at home. He panicked and turned his car around, all while talking on the phone.?
  • ?While looking at old pictures, my mom asked, ?Isn?t it weird how they all wore black and white back then???
  • ?My friend thought that if you were an organ donor, they could come collect the organs any time they wanted, not when you were dead.?
  • ?My friend believed that Nazi Germany was a location.?
  • ?My friend thought that the urinal in the outhouse was a purse holder.?

Thursday 11-12-2009 6:28am CT
 

This woman has started a blog and has vowed to change her nail polish design once a day for a year. Here are some of her designs!

 

 

 

 

 

(source: http://daily-nail.blogspot.com)


Wednesday 11-11-2009 6:37am CT
 

This guy shows us all how to open a bottle of wine without a bottle opener. You learn something new every day!


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