This made me laugh.

I also find farts, burping and people that fall funny.

There was a bear that had no hair. It was black and now he?s bare?he may need a wig to protect himself from the winter air.

What did you do over the weekned?

I spend the weekend with my Mom, Dad, Sister and her husband Kabir. Olivia got to spend time with her grandpa. Saturday we spent the afternoon together, dinner at Bucca and Sunday at Mall of America.

Saturday night, we were back outside in the hottest new nightclub in Maple Grove called CLUB GARAGE! My best friend Girth and I have converted the garage into the Garage Mahal. Beer pong table, propane heaters and yes, we serve Hpnotiq.

My Boy Tracy Morgan and I have something in-common.

We both know the truth, the moon landing was a farce.

"Let me put it to you like this, how do you know this really happened? I could say Hollywood? I wasn't on the f$$king moon. For all I know it could have been done in some Hollywood studio."

I actually have a Republican/Democrat point-of-view when it comes to the health care debate. I think anything that takes over 2,000 pages to explain is too complicated but I also think most Republicans are in health cares pocket.

No matter what, I'll admit the NY in me loves the incredibly liberal Jon Stewart but I really dis-like Sean Hannity.